The Top Ten Most Type Casted Actors

Actors that really annoy me to no end are those who play the same character over and over and show no range. I honestly have no idea how some of these people became such successful actors if they can only perform one character. But, then again, what do I know? I am just a young girl wasting her time writing a blog. This list includes in my opinion ten of the most type casted actors in Hollywood. Please let me know if you think I missed some.

10. Chris Rock: the quirky comedic relief who enjoys always playing a racial stereotype

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9. Cameron Diaz: the neurotic sex appeal

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8. Jackie Chan: The warrior fighting for honor who also can’t speak English

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7. Chuck Norris: the southern gentlemen who apparently can draw a square using only 3 lines.

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6. Ashton Kutcher: The sexy idiot

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5. Adam Sandler: The ugly idiot

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4. Matthew McConaughey: The stud you never take seriously

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3. Keanu Reeves: the quiet old soul no one can understand who stares off into the distance as if modeling for GQ

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2. Samuel L Jackson: The mofo you never mess with. Ever.

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1. Bruce Willis: The emotionally distant bad ass who shoots people to relieve stress

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The Violin of Carrie! Sorry, I Mean The Red Violin

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I loved the Red Violin. 95% of this movie was perfect. Beautiful story and acting. Stunning cinematography. As I was watching it, I thought, maybe for the first time since I started my blog, I will actually get to score a movie 10 out of 10. I think I jinxed it, because ten minutes from the ending, the movie shoots itself in the foot.

This Canadian movie, directed by Francois Gerard, was released in 1998 and follows the story of a unique violin, both in color and quality. The plot of the movie starts with the creation of the violin, when it is made by Nicolo Bussotti (Carlo Cecchi) in 1600’s Italy right before his wife (Irene Gazioli) dies giving birth to a stillborn child. The story then follows the violin’s journey as it goes across countries and continents, falling into the hands of diverse owners, until it is finally being inspected by expert Charles Morritz (Samuel L. Jackson) in modern day Montreal so it can eventually be auctioned off for a fortune.

As I said, most of this movie is a piece of art. And has some of the best music you can ever hear. I’m actually quite surprised that it worked so well because usually movies with a lot of characters do not work so well (yes, I’m talking about movies like Love Actually, He’s Just not That Into You, and those God awful movies named after a holiday with a star-studded cast of twenty people. When will Hollywood stop making those?) The problem of those movies is when you have a bunch of characters without a distinct main character, you can only give so much time to each character, and the audience can’t connect with any one of them. They don’t connect, they don’t care. They don’t care, that’s when the audience starts coming up with their grocery lists in the theater. The movie has just failed. Now, I’m sure some of you are going to protest, saying “Hey hey hey, what about Lord of the Rings? Those movies were wildly successful, and they had a bunch of characters.” You’re right. However, the difference is that you have a distinct main character. Everything is really about Frodo. Because of that, characters aren’t competing for attention and the audience can connect. Interestingly, The Red Violin also pulls a large cast off in a strange way. This movie also has a distinct main character, but it’s an inanimate object: the Red Violin. It could also be argued that the violin represents Bussotti’s wife. Since everything is about the violin, it doesn’t matter that there is such a big cast, because the only important story is the story of that red instrument.

And then we get to the ending, when Gerard suddenly decided to shift into a Quentin Tarantino mode for no good reason. Charles Morritz is inspecting the violin to get it prepared for auction, and he discovers the violin is red because Bussotti varnished it with the blood of his dead wife. Yay! I’m gonna use an instrument like a tampon! Now, I can understand what Gerard is trying to do here. It takes a figurative connection between the violin and his wife and makes it literal. But I don’t think it was needed, especially considering it was a piece of information never brought up afterwards. This scene feels very forced because it has such a different tone compared to the rest of the film, and I think keeping the connection between the violin and Bussotti’s wife figurative is more powerful, because the audience is not being clubbed over the head with the metaphor.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, the movie also suddenly becomes a heist flick where Charles Morritz just has to steal the Red Violin for his daughter, because apparently, all the little girls want instruments that can give them AIDS. I guess Samuel L. Jackson just can’t be in an actionless movie. But just like the previous scene, this plot twist felt very forced, and I think something much more subtle would have been more powerful.

So, no 10 for The Red Violin. But the amazing quality of most of the film earns it a solid 8.

Top Ten Actors Who Are So Good at Being So Bad

Dear Squids,

I have no idea how I did this, but even though I originally created this post over two weeks ago, last night I was trying to go to sleep and I realized, holy crap, I totally forgot one of my favorite villainous roles! so I’ve done some doctoring. Sorry Dustin Hoffman. I still love you. Let me kow what you think of my change.

10. Jeremy Irons: the voice of Scar in The Lion King

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Jeremy Irons’s role as Scar is an animated role, but it definitely deserves to be here. Jeremy Irons has a lovely velvety voice, but if he wants it to, it can sound so vile and full of hatred that it’s awesome. It’s kind of easy to forget that Scar is a talking lion because it has such a powerful performance behind it. And Scar is pretty much as evil as they come. He kills his brother and convinces the adorable Simba that he’s the one who killed Mufasa. And the way the song Be Prepared makes Scar kind of look like Hitler really makes it easy to loath this lowly lion. Yay alliteration.

9. Jason Isaacs: Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies

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I’m not actually a very big fan of the Harry Potter movies (or the books for that matter, go ahead, stone me now) but even I had to admit that these movies have many great villains to offer. Others included Alan Rickman as Snape and Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort, but I only wanted one on this list, so when I asked myself who of this three really made me despise him, the answer was very clear: Jason Isaacs playing the intimidating Lucius Malfoy. Everything about this character makes you hate him, from his icy hair and regard, to his elitist manners. Isaacs just has that something that allows him to naturally purvey this attitude of “I’m the shit and you aren’t and never will be.” And this isn’t Isaacs’s only role as a villain, He was also a deranged British officer in the Patriot and killed Heath Ledger. How dare he?

8. Samuel L Jackson: Jules Winnfeild in Pulp Fiction

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Samuel L Jackson has been a bad ass so may times, he’s basically type casted for his bad ass nature. But I think the role that everyone thinks of is the role that made him the bad ass mother fucker we all know and love. I’m talking about of course his role as a gangster in Pulp Fiction. I don’t think any other actor could have delivered his Biblical soliloquy any better. And doesn’t everyone remember his awesome line, “I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration?” Thank you Jackson for being such a hardcore bad ass.

7. Marlon Brando: Don Corleone in The Godfather

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This choice might be surprising, considering Don Corleone is a protagonist and not the villain in The Godfather. Despite that, the Don is obviously no saint, and he perfected the art of being bad. He’s a mob boss. You don’t get much worse than that. I’m sure I don’t have to say that his performance as the Don has gone down in cinema history. Because of that, he has won a prime spot on this list.

6. Andy Serkis: Golem in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

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Golem is another animated character, but Andy Serkis was much more than the voice. Serkis inspired many decisions about Golem and the way his animation went. And I believe Golem was such a success. He is the most interesting chacter in the trilogy, and he’s animated. And most of that is because of Andy Serkis’s killer performance. Everyone remembers that incredible scene in The Two Towers when Golem is talking to himself. But its also very easy to hate Golem. When he becomes an obstacle first between Sam and Frodo’s friendship and later for the destruction of the Ring, you just want him to die. When I saw the Return of the King in theaters, when Golem fell into the lava, everyone cheered. Okay, so they were probably cheering because the ring was getting destroyed. I was cheering because Golem was finally dead.

5. Malcolm McDowell: Alex Delarge in A Clockwork Orange

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Deciding whether or not to include this actor was not a hard decision at all. Alex Delarge is pretty much a sociopath who doesn’t care about hurting people or even murdering them. And Malcolm McDowell pulls this character off so well. The beginning of A Clockwork Orange, the camera just slowly goes closer and closer on McDowell’s face for 3 minutes, and his face is set in such a way that it is so full of hatred and rage that it makes your skin crawl.

4. Heath Ledger: The Joker in Batman: Dark Knight

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Heath Ledger’s amazing role of the Joker in Batman Dark Knight put him here. Now, I did not think Dark Knight was as incredible as everyone said it was. I my opinion, the best thing about the movie was Heath Ledger’s role. He just exuded evil. He terrified me. Now, terrifying me is a very easy achievement, but still. I feel sorry for anyone who has to play the Joker in the future, because I just can’t see anyone topping his performance. Strangely, I said the same thing about Jack Nicholson’s performance as the Joker. But this one surely can’t be beaten.

3. Anthony Hopkins: Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs

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I’m sure everyone can understand why I put Anthony Hopkins here. His character bit off someone’s freakin nose! But more than that, Once you see Silence of the Lambs, it is so hard to get his performance out of your head. It’s everything. His haunting voice, how he carries himself. He almost pulls you in the way he is able to pull in Clarisse. You can’t say that of many other actors.

2. Joaquin Phoenix: Commodus in Gladiator

Gladiator is one of my favorite movies despite the fact that it is obscenely historically inaccurate. Anyway, one of the main reasons why this movie is so good is because of Joaquin Phoenix’s amazing acting in his villainous role of Commodus, the corrupt Roman emperor who wants to dissolve the senate, steal power from the people (it’s Rome, they don’t have much power anyway!) and have sex with his sister. Pretty twisted stuff. Even when he’s not screaming in his sister’s face, he is just so awesomely bad, especially when he becomes an albino at the end. Phoenix is an incredible actor, even considering that he went crazy and decided to become a rapper, but apparently, that was just for an acting role too. Just shows you how dedicated he is.

 

1. Christoph Waltz: Hans Landa in Inglorious Basterds

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Anyone who has seen Inglorious Basterds most likely agrees with my choice. Christoph Waltz is the best evil actor I have ever seen. If I ever meet him in person, I will have to resist the urge to kick him in the balls simply because he is so awesome at being evil  He makes you hate him with every fiber of your being. You hate his role so much, you almost enjoy it, which is something I have never experienced before. It’s quite incredible. Waltz definitely deserved the Oscar he received for his performance.